*~A Vaporpoo Cookbook~*

[DJDemzOne]

I just recently got a volcano and have collected a fairly good amount of leftovers that still looks very healthy. Can we kind of put together a recipe list on this thread i would love to try anything. I was thinking of doing honey bud roasted almonds. I will post again when i have tried it! WHat i really NEED is a tried and tested VapoButter recipe for a base in making other things.

I'm sure you guys that have had volcanos for a while already know a ton of ways to use the leftovers. Let me hear them all!

[The Salvia Kid]

Well I know DF has had nothing but disaster when it comes to using vapopoop for cooking. Personally I either get a Chocolate Fudge cookie mix ( Thanks Lorenzo) and pour about an ounce of poop in that and bake or mix it with Chocolate Horlicks and drink it.

[dopefiend]

tell me about it man, I've tried numerous times, but still haven't come up with a good recipe for vapo-poop cannabutter. please let us know if you do!

By the way, all my vapo-poop is what's left after 3 standard bags, so it should have similar level of THC- what about yours?

[The Salvia Kid]

tell me about it man, I've tried numerous times, but still haven't come up with a good recipe for vapo-poop cannabutter. please let us know if you do!

By the way, all my vapo-poop is what's left after 3 standard bags, so it should have similar level of THC- what about yours?

As I am weedless I have pretty much nuked what poop I had but still decided to cook with it. Guess what got smashed on the ounce of total vaped out poop mixed in cookie mix. There was tons of THC/CBD etc in it. From the effect more CBD than THC but what the hell!

[dopefiend]

how many cookies did you need to get smashed and what was ratio of poop to cookie?

[The Salvia Kid]

Half the packet of cookie mix - so about 1/2 oz of poop

[dopefiend]

how many cookies does the pack make? a dozen? I'm gonna try this out soon, go about an oz of poop now. Think I'll do doughnuts instead though, i prefer doughnuts!

[dizzy wizard]

im def going to be giving this a try soon ive got at least an oz or two of vp to work with, ill post results after..

[truthmissile]

1) Grind the vaporpoo in a coffee grinder (the one you use for fresh beans) - this gets all the trichomes out.

2) on very low heat, melt the butter in a skillet - add a little olive oil so the butter doesn't burn.

3) pour the grinded down vaporpoo into the butter-oil - let it cook on slow heat till it starts bubbling. You can even add some kif you might have left over in your space case grinder.
Stir the entire time - let the cannabis oils melt into the butter. Not more than 5-10 minutes.

4) filter the mixture in a fine mesh strainer. Get rid of all the plant matter. Use the greenish colored butter in a brownie recipe. I use a truffle brownie mix from trader joes.

5) The brownies can be baked in a 8x8x3 pan. Cut into squares and store in the fridge. Test the potency by having a brownie on a empty stomach, maybe with some milk - and wait ONE HOUR to get the effects. Eat just one and see how you feel.

Edible can get more intense than smoking if not done right. This is not for rookies. But its safer than booze. hehehe.

peace.
in solidarity.

[dopefiend]

yeah but truthmissile:

HOW MUCH VAPO-POOP to HOW MUCH BUTTER?!!!!

[truthmissile]

Sorry DF -

1 STICK OF BUTTER
1 PILL BOTTLE SIZE OF VAPOR-POO

I use a brownie mix that calls for 1 stick of butter. I add a little more oil to prevent burning. I think one pill bottle size of vaporpoo and a stick of butter is a good rubric.

I think Dopefiend is right - in one episode you said the less efficient your vaporizer, the more potent the vapor-poo in the edibles. This is definitely true. I use a box-vaporizer, but if you're using a Volcano, you might need more.

Don't forget to add kif from your grinder. And please eat them slow and be cautious.

peace.

[meatballiz]

i tried making oil from my vapo poop. i put my poo (about an ounce) in a glass jar and poured a cup of vegetable oil over it. i then left my mixture on a candle warmer (basically a hot plate that didn't get extremely hot) for two days. there were little bubbles but it wasn't fully boiling or anything. afterwards the oil turned a deep dark green like a swamp color. i strained it through a wire filter then through coffee filters. i then used the oil in a standard brownie mix. i ended up with 8 big brownies that me and my girlfriend had a very hard time shoving down our throats. the taste was awful and i haven't been compelled to do anything productive with my vapo poop since then. and to make matters worse, we both choked down 2-3 brownies and neither of us felt anything even close to a buzz! what a waste! next time i bake i'm just going to use fresh good quality weed. that's my story. good luck to anyone else who tries vapo poo experiments!

[DJDemzOne]

Yeah a three bag standard for us too. but then i might load a fully packed chamber of re-vape and go to town. i take this 2nd generation revape and seperate it from the rest so it doesn't get vaped a 3rd time.

I am thinking of going the bud vodka route because i have tried it before and it got drank up fast.

I simply soaked an ounce of leaf and stem(stress-regs) in high quality vodka (sky-Grey Goose) then strained it with coffe filters over and over to get it clear-green without sediment. I added a few seeds to the bottle for looks and had a great BBQ with about 8 b-juiced friends! Tasted great if you like the taste of fresh buds. Some may not like it, it does taste like bud,ALOT! but smooth none the less. might try making mixed drinks that would compliment the b-juice.

Like i said, the quality of the bud i used the last time before i got a volcano was stress or regular quality here. had seeds and all that. so i am confident that the vaporpoo will yeild a stronger brew.

[tokinGLX]

i take my poo and make a tea with it. has a very strong coffee like taste/smell to it, with a dominating aftertaste of weed.
i dont have any exact recipe for the ammount....i just take a couple reusable tea bags and stuff em full, and simmer in milk, stirring very often.

[Pothead]

i have 3 1/2 oz of vapo poop when i get another 1 1/2oz a total of 5 oz im going to use about 4oz for cannabutter and 1oz for making oil NOT cooking oil but the type for smoking/vaping so i will let you know how i get on

im hoping in the next 2-3 months tops! (im a bit dry @ the mo)

i dont know the way im going to do it yet but i think something like 4oz of vapo poop 4oz butter and i dont know the rest yet

i will post again when i have done/tryed this

[qpgreen]

i have 3 1/2 oz of vapo poop when i get another 1 1/2oz a total of 5 oz im going to use about 4oz for cannabutter and 1oz for making oil NOT cooking oil but the type for smoking/vaping so i will let you know how i get on

im hoping in the next 2-3 months tops! (im a bit dry @ the mo)

i dont know the way im going to do it yet but i think something like 4oz of vapo poop 4oz butter and i don't know the rest yet

i will post again when i have done/tried this

i would take fresh bud in the amount of 1/oz to 1/4 lb stick of butter, not oleo or margarine
Q
vapopoo is spent product pretty much the massive amount you were saving might but the flavor of the canna-butter would be much more smoky tasting because of the vaping process prior to cooking into vapo-butter

vape on pothead

qpgreen

[Xochipilli2012]

Greetings VaporFiends!

I don't have a Volcano, yet. I currently use a HotBox vaporizer, which was the first vaporizer I came across that consistently "worked" (for me). As you may have heard on the DopeCast, until I'm flowing in herb (like I was until 2000 or so, prior to moving to Mexico), it's hard to justify getting a Volcano as a replacement as I'm only bumping into small amounts (1-2 grams at a time) of herb every couple of months or so.

Consequently, what I offer here is more conceptual than technical or specific. Those of you with quantities of VP to experiment with will have to come up with amounts on your own. :)

What follows is a procedure that might help give you some ideas for the future. Bearing in mind that my HotBox may or may not vaporize as efficiently as a Volcano, but also that I often re-vape my herb one more time before designated it as future food stuff, here we go:


Place your well-ground VP into a glass, ceramic, or perhaps even metal vessel that can fit inside a pot of near-boiling water to function as a sort of double-boiler. I like to keep the heat down to preserve potency--it only needs to be hot enough to melt the chocolate.
Add enough butter (or other food fat; I've only used organic butter so can only vouch for that) so when melted the VP is thoroughly soaked and be easily stirred.
After stirring the VP/butter mixture for 2-3 minutes, start adding small bits of chocolate so that it melts into the mixture easily.
Continue stirring as you add more and more chocolate. I like using organic, high-cacao content 'gourmet' chocolate, but I'll bet plain old chocolate chips would work just as well.
Once there is enough chocolate so the VP/butter/chocolate mixture is no longer 'gunky' or overtly 'gritty' remove the vessel from the heated water and place in the fridge to harden.
If you suspect you have enough VP for multiple applications, consider 'scoring' the hardening mixture with a knife so it can be broken into even-sized pieces later once it has fully hardened.
After hardening, remove the vessel from the fridge and pry out your chunk or pre-scored sections of VP Chocolate. It may help to briefly warm the bottom of the vessel to ease removal.
If you're 'cautious' and want to be sure not to over-dose, you've probably got multiple even-sized sections to experiment with. Try eating one on an empty stomach 24 or more hours since you last enjoyed the Green Goddess (so you will have a 'clean palate' more or less) and observe the effects.
If one piece knocked you on your ass, you know to halve-up your remaining pieces and try again. If you didn't get as high as you'd normally prefer, try eating two the next time.
The key for you lucky folks with OUNCES :eek: of VP is to divide your results into equal portions so you can accurately guage how strong the remaining ones will be.
Assuming you approach the whole venture scientifically--meaning you measure everything that can be measured so you can repeat the process in the future and alter one variable at a time with confidence, you should eventually arrive at a reproducible 'recipe' for making VP Chocolate. Be sure to account for the strength of the starting material, as well as how consistently it was originally vaporized, re-vaporized, etc. as these factors will contribute to the final potency.


Now, a quick mention of 'grittiness' is in order. As the VP I've been using has been ground twice in a manual grinder, it is fairly fine. You could put it through a coffee grinder before starting this--and if I were working with ounces, I might consider doing this. But so far the texture of the chocolate with the VP in it has been quite pleasant, not at all negative (for me). You for sure the fuck wouldn't want to prepare adulterated "grit-weed" VP this way. Hopefully you're not getting anywhere near that stuff, but it seems that if you are, well-filtered cannabutter approach would be mandatory.

Someday I will be out of the herb-access doldrums and can justify buying a Volcano Digit. Then I will join the rest of the Volcano VaporFiend ranks and be able to make more relevant contributions. (SpliffStyle! You're somewhere around Seattle, right? Message me up (http://www.thegrowreport.com/Forums/private.php?do=newpm&u=80), brother! ;) )

That's it, folks. It's just a starting point and I'm sure it can be improved a lot by people with the time and extra VP.

Peace.

[punkdudeus]

lol, great post truthmissile, classic stonerism--give the recipe, forget to put how much.

anyway, ya what are the numbers? how much poo-butter ratio?

[punkdudeus]

Holy fuck truthmissile, you are a clever bastard!

I followed what you said, only i put a 1/3 cereal bowl's worth of volcano-ized vapo-poop. I strained the butter out and split it (IT TURNED BRIGHTEST OF FUCKING GREEN) between a batch of brownies and a batch of cookies.

HOLY SHIT I AM SO GODDAMN HIGH.

So yah, there's my recipe. Goodluck and stay stoned.