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Podders
10-09-2008, 04:56 PM
You know man, like sitting in a chair, like I am, with hand to mouse and fingers to keys, IS NOT really an ideal position to be in when stoned. I'm in an EXECUTIVE chair which said real-leather on the box, just above the "Made in China", but like I'm sitting sideways trying to get bloody comfortable, is it any wonder that the couch is smiling at me?
Podders

shockrocket
10-10-2008, 07:49 AM
I know exactly what you're talking about! A friend and I have our usual Friday afternoon bake session in my office - and I'm always complaining how these stupid executive chairs are not conducive to being stoned and that a couch is needed. Rationalizing that to my boss will go down well I'm sure ;)

Podders
10-10-2008, 05:47 PM
Yup, I think there's a market for "divans" thay used to be popular, need some sort of support thing for the PC and a you need one a those new 3-D mouse so you can just wave the fuckker about, O an a huge screen and fast connection.
Hand-Made Divans - made and stuffed with pure hemp fibres.
baaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

shockrocket
10-10-2008, 09:08 PM
You see, being stoned can actually lead to great things: everything that is comfortable in this world is probably a result of a bunch of people getting together, getting stoned, and then creating ways for superior comfort! :D

There's a little hole in that "stoner=unmotivated" theory!

Great idea about the pc and 3d mouse thing though Podders, you genius you :p

Blazing Glory
10-11-2008, 11:46 AM
Dude, I know exactly what you mean. Office chairs are rubbish; the best things are bean bags!

I had my little stoner corner in my room at university with my massive bean bag, book shelf, little rolling table and plently of interesting shit to look at at the right eye level. I even tried putting my PC screen in the bookshelf so I could slouch, smoke and use my computer in a unison of stoner ingenuity. Sadly it failed miserably because I couldn't find a power socket close enough. Foiled in the most fundamental way!

I want to get a few of those really really big bean bags with the seat shape sewn into them and scatter them around for smoke sessions. That'd be ideal.

BlackBeauty
10-14-2008, 08:45 PM
Well, you could always get an Esse chair?

Esse and Star can you tell you all about them!

I can't remember/find the original link, but you can get an idea by clicking here (http://www.google.com.au/search?q=esse+liberator+lounge&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a). ;)

shockrocket
10-15-2008, 06:23 AM
I had my little stoner corner in my room at university with my massive bean bag, book shelf, little rolling table and plently of interesting shit to look at at the right eye level. I even tried putting my PC screen in the bookshelf so I could slouch, smoke and use my computer in a unison of stoner ingenuity. Sadly it failed miserably because I couldn't find a power socket close enough. Foiled in the most fundamental way!

Ha ha ha! It's always that one little bastard thing that has to screw up everything else :D Nice on Blazing! LMAO!

Well, you could always get an Esse chair?

Esse and Star can you tell you all about them!

I can't remember/find the original link, but you can get an idea by clicking here (http://www.google.com.au/search?q=esse+liberator+lounge&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a). ;)

Wow! What a cool couch/recliner/sex-seat! I wonder if they named the couch after Esse? Maybe Esse is some type of sex-legend! :p

Podders
10-15-2008, 03:24 PM
Well, you could always get an Esse chair?

Esse and Star can you tell you all about them!


What on earth were Esse and Star up to on one of those?
:eek:

I wonder how many stoners sleep on water. I do it's great.

Podders

esse.b
10-16-2008, 09:30 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yes it is indeed my chair and was named after my massive sexual prowess ;);):D:D


Joking guys.

Lethal_Hobo
10-16-2008, 10:42 AM
The Esse chair even makes a B when stood on its side!

LoveMeBucket
10-26-2008, 09:09 AM
ahh so THATS why u wont let me into that back room at ur place BB.. AHAHAHAHAHA :p ..just jokin hun :D

tho that link did have me sidetracked for a good 15mins! ;)

lucky i havent bought my lounge yet hey!?!

:)

esse.b
10-26-2008, 04:08 PM
im sure we could arrange a personal demo of the esse chair for ya bucket ;):D;):D