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Oldbay
09-03-2007, 09:57 PM
Hey Lefty, great show as always. I would be happy to send you my Graham Nash CD, but I don't think that is how people usually send you in songs. I think "We can Change the world" or "Chicago" from his songs for beginners album would be a good fit because when you believe, we really can change our world.

Short but funny story growing up. One of my good friends, call him Doug I guess, had one of the "awesome" dads, basically meaning that he always had weed, and smoked enough of it that he would never notice us pinching his bags. The funny part was that even though I practically lived at their house, it was never admitted that he and his wife toked. On one very dry summer weekend (dry having nothing to do with the weather) Doug must have been feeling pretty brave because he pinched the last joint worth out of the stash and left it completely empty. Well we twisted it up and were on our way to take a "walk in the woods" when Doug's Dad started blowing his lid screaming and hollering at Doug and we both knew why. To say the least, I got the hint and took off while Doug got his talking to. I started walking down the street and realized that I was the one holding the last joint and figured I may as well burn it down, as we would be able to get some more by next weekend anyway. So being the lazy stoner I was, I just went back around Doug's house behind the garage and stood there for a minute listening to hear if it had settled down. When I realized it was quiet I lit the lighter to fire up the J and the oddest thing happened. It sounded like the lighter was in stereo. Well around the corner, with his hand behind his back, came Doug's Dad, smoke coming out of his nose. I got a firm "I thought you were going home!", to which I was feeling brave enough to respond, "I thought we took your last Joint"? After a short pause that seemed like forever, he started to laugh. He jokingly called me an a$$hole and passed his joint over. We burned down both of them getting absolutely ripped and joked about how if Doug wasn't such a sneak he could be behind the garage instead of in his room. After a while I went on my way feeling like I had grown up a bit. From that day on, it still wasn't openly acknowledged that any of us were tokers, but we never got any grief about pinching from the stash, and whenever we scored, we would always leave a fair amount back in his nightstand. Haven't seen Doug or his Dad for years, but I am burning one for them now.

- Oldbay

dizzy wizard
09-04-2007, 04:34 AM
haha, that's hilarious - i thought we took your last joint! ah, good stuff bud

Cerebral Fungus
09-05-2007, 11:19 AM
Except i never dare take the last. I got busted by leaving a Susie-Q on the bed, had the munchies but to stoned to remember where I sat it.

truthmissile
09-05-2007, 02:13 PM
My friends and I were out at a Chinese restaurant, known for it's authenticity because it was run by real Chinese people. We were thinking of having a quick session in the parking lot - but I had a better idea. We brought the box vaporizer into the restaurant, told the waitress it was medical device, and asked her where we could plug it in. We started off ordering this authentic Schezuan Lobster, that uses real chinese peppercorns that numb your tounge when you bite into it. We vaporized some high-grade sativa, I think it was something called TANG, which was an orange tasting trainwreck bud. For the next two hours we were in absolute heaven, eating great food, getting a good buzz going, and quietly laughing our asses off. We thought we were being really clever, and figured the wait staff didn't have any idea of what we were doing. But as they were closing up, my buddy's girlfriend heard them laughing in Chinese: "Those fools are getting high, and think we don't know. Fucking Americans!"

Oldbay
09-08-2007, 08:43 PM
I don't think many of the Chinese owners care quite as much. We used to drink, way underage at one and as long as the money was good, we could have whatever we wanted. I am just waiting for DF's franchise chain of vapor lounges opens up on a corner near me.

Lefty
09-14-2007, 07:27 AM
Great Story Oldbay! Funny you should ask about CDs but that is actually how I received the local Atlanta bands I used in #16, a friend of mine from way back looked me up then hooked me up! Very cool! But, I wouldn't expect any of you to do that. I'll try to find the suggested mp3s on my own, and thanks for the suggestions!:cool:

lemonlove
09-14-2007, 03:42 PM
haha! that's an awesome story.

my junior year of high school, a couple of my friends and i were feeling particularly brave one night and decided to spark up a massive blunt in this one kid's room. his mom was there, but she never went upstairs or bothered us at all really. well, she must have known what was going on because she burst in on us and there was no denying what we were doing.

she goes "are you smoking pot?? don't let your father find out about this!" (it was really funny because she is half Malaysian, half Welsh and raised in London so she had a crazy accent) She took our blunt and walked out of the room...we later found her in the garage blazed as shit and listening to a Doors album...and we never had a problem smoking in the house again!

Oldbay
09-19-2007, 12:10 AM
You have to figure that smoking the weed has literally been "passed down" from generation to generation through the ages. I can't imagine I could be all that angry if I ever found or suspected my kids of smoking weed. Ironically enough they really don't seem to be the type so go figure. It is a hard call because I would rather have them do that then cigarettes/excess alcohol/meth. I would sort of want to not water down the message of what is actually bad for you.

sttony
11-09-2007, 11:22 PM
High Lefty,

We've been enjoying the shows! I have a request, a song from my youth, Rocket Reducer No.62 by the MC5.

Thanks,
sT


Disography

ROCKET REDUCER NO.62
RAMA LAMA FA FA FA
Words & music by MC5

After some good tokes and a six pack
We can sock 'em out for you
Till you're flat on your back
You know i got to keep it up
Cause i'm a natural man
I'm a born hell raiser
And i don't give a damn

I'm the man for you baby
I'm the man for you baby
I'm the man for you baby
I'm the man for you baby
I'm the man for you

Workin' here before your momma
soakin wet
You think you're satisfied
You ain't seen nothing yet
I said WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM

I'm a born ass pincher
And i don't give a damn

(chorus)
lead…
Rama lama fa fa fa…

You can lay it down on me, momma
Any old time
We can shimmy so good
We'll both be stoned O-Mind
I'm irresistably bad
The cooles' what am
Robin Tyner's the name
And i kick out the jams

(chorus)